the trusfull girl سوفي نشيط
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الجنس : ![انثى انثى](https://2img.net/i/fa/fdf_ar3/femme_ar.png) عدد الرسائل : 153 المزاج : happy girl تاريخ التسجيل : 27/10/2010
![crazy language Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | موضوع: crazy language الثلاثاء 07 ديسمبر 2010, 18:18 | |
| ![crazy language Icon](http://69.59.144.138/icon.aspx?m=blank) Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meatWe take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of chooseIf teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eatIn what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkwaysHow can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell anotherWhen a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going onWhen the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it | |
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شعاع الامل سوفي نشيط
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الجنس : ![انثى انثى](https://2img.net/i/fa/fdf_ar3/femme_ar.png) عدد الرسائل : 416 المزاج : خجولة تاريخ التسجيل : 19/04/2012
![crazy language Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | موضوع: رد: crazy language الثلاثاء 24 أبريل 2012, 16:47 | |
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